Spitzer Hooker Ashley Dupre Sues "Girls Gone Wild" Soft Porn Video Sleaze King Joe Francis

And in this ring, we have: sleaze vs. sleaze. However, given the greater reach that Joe Francis has with his soft porn "Girls Gone Wild" and his unrepentent pimping of drunk teenagers and college girls, the Peanut crew hopes that Ashley Dupre takes Francis to the cleaners.

Hey, Ashley, get out of the whore business, OK? Your tryst with former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, which led to his resignation, is only a brief burst of publicity. You're not a star--just a curiosity.

Trying to build a solid, upright life on your back is a lost cause. As for Francis, this man is so below toilet mold in life forms, we frankly don't care what happens to him. Although we must admit we did enjoy hearing him whine about his stint in prison. Apparently no one put a mint on his pillow at night or something.

Christmas Mistletoe Music: Firecracker Lights Up

He's a little Waylon, a little Johnny Cash, a little dash of rockabilly and pure country: Josh Turner lights up the holidays with "Firecracker."

Find some mistletoe, hug your sweetie and turn it on!

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COPS: How a Writer's Strike Helped Launch 20 Years of "Bad Boys"

As the current writer's strike drags on, time to take a look back to the birth of the reality TV show Cops. Creator/producer John Langley spent seven long, hard years trying to sell his concept, with no luck.

Then came the 1988 writer's strike, the rise of Fox News,a dearth of scripts, and the unscripted Cops was on the streets and into your home. With multiple Emmy nominations, Cops is the longest-running reality TV show in history.

Take a quick look at Cops history and highlights. Don't miss the guy with the pot cigarette tucked behind his ear telling cops that he doesn't smoke weed. Priceless!